Sayings


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- Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

- Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?

- Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you
just sit there.

- There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse
every year.

- People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them
that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

- It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

- I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.

- It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

- If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

- I am a nutritional overachiever.

- My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

- I am having an out of money experience.

- Not afraid of heights -- afraid of widths.

- Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.

- Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges,
but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.

- You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a
rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

- It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody
bothers to ask you the questions.

- The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing
at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing
at the tempting moment.

- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

- Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.





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