Rough night at the bar

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at the
party they were at the night before.

1st guy: Man, I was so drunk that last night I got home and blew
chunks.

2nd guy: Oh yeah? Well, I was so drunk that on the way home I was
pulled over and given a DUI!

3rd guy: That's nothing. I was so drunk that on the way home I picked
up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed!

1st guy: No, no.. you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog.

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