A new kind of bait

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Old Pete had a knack for catching fish. Every weekend Old Pete went
fishing and returned with dozens of fish. Nobody knew how he did it.
When other fisherman were unable to land more than three or four, Old
Pete always came back with stringer after stringer of freshly caught

Curious, the fish and game warden decided to investigate. He followed Old
Pete out to the lake, and when he launched his boat at the dock, the
warden asked if he could ride along and observe.

"Sure," said Old Pete. "Hop in."

Old Pete started up his outboard motor. When they arrived at an obscure
reach of the lake, Pete stopped the boat. The warden sat back and

Reaching into a box, Pete pulled out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and
tossed it into the water. After the explosion dead fish soon started
rising to the surface. Old Pete took out a net and started scooping
them up.

"Wait a minute!" said the warden. "What do you think you're doing? You
can't do that! I'll put you in jail, buddy! You'll be paying every fine
in the book! You'll never fish again!"

Old Pete calmly put down his net, picked up a second stick of dynamite,
lit it, and tossed it in the warden's lap.

"So are you gonna sit there criticizing me all day," he asked the
panicked warden, "or are you gonna fish?

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