Dead Donkey

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Boudreaux left the bayou and moved to Arkansas where he bought a
donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey
the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up and said "I'm sorry, but I have some bad
news.... the donkey died last night." "Well, den" said Boudreaux, "Jus'
give my money back, yeah." "I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it already."

"OK, den. Jus' unload dat donkey." "What are you gonna do with him?"

"I'm gon-to raffle him off." "You can't raffle a dead donkey, you dumb Cajun!"

"Well dats where you wrong.! You wait you an' you learn how smart we Cajuns

A month later the farmer ran into the Cajun and asked, "What Happened with
that dead donkey?"

"I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and
made $998."

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"Just dat guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back.

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