Signs of life

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Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day

Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action

On Maternity Room Door: "Push,Push,Push"

On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except
the dog

Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place

Scientist's Door: Gone Fission

Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff

Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels

Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs

Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition

Sign on Fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive"

Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car

Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming

Hotel: "Help!" We need inn - experienced people

Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you

Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?

Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one
just left

Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

Music Teacher's Door: "Out Chopin"

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in
your bill. However, if you don't, you will be"

Beauty Shop: Dye now!

Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got

Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte"

Restaurant Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and
get fed up

Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop

Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can
eat any place they want

Music Library: Bach in a minuet

Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait

General Conference: Welcome! We're generally in conference.

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