Got an Itch?


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Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King
Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to
nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts. But
he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio, who was the King's chief
physician.

Horatio said, "I can arrange it, but I will need
1,000 gold coins to pay bribes."

Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.

The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching
powder and poured a little of it into the Queens
brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after
she dressed the itching commenced and grew in
intensity.

Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio
told the King that only a special saliva, if applied
for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and
that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be
found in Michael the Dragon Master's mouth.

King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master.

Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote
lotion into his mouth and for the next four hours
worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent
breasts.

Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found
Horatio demanding payment. However, with his
obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio
anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio
could never report this matter to the King.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the
same itching powder onto King Arthur's loincloth.

King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master...


Moral of the story: Pay your bills.





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