New Boots

An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are vacationing in the West. Sam always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into their room and says to his wife. "Notice anything different
about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope".

Sam says excitedly, "Come on Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything
different about me?"

Bessie looks again, "Nope."

Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a
little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S
HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat."

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