Bullfrogs and Blowjobs


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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. =
She
told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a
fortuve.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's
been trained to give blowjobs!"

"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.

"It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he
said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if its
true... no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking
she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the
middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans =
flying
everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran
downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog
reading cook books.

"What are you two doing at this hour?" asked the woman.

The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is
gone!"





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