Hit in de crotch

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Boudreaux out on the golf course gets hit wit a high speed ball right in de
crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to de ground. As soon as he could
manage, he took himself to Doctor Thibodeaux and ask, "How bad is it doc?
I'm gonna be on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin in
every way."

Doctor Thibodeaux tol him, "I'll have to put your ting in a splint to let it
get better and keep it straight. It should be okay by next week. " So he
took four tongue depressors, make a neat little four-sided bandage and wired
it all together, an impressive work of art for Dr. Thibodeaux.

Boudreaux mentions none of this to his Clotilde, marries and goes on his
honeymoon to New Orleans. Dat night, in the motel room she rips open her
blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of knockers. Dis was the first time he saw

She said, "You're the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."

He whips off his pants and says, "look at dis, it's still in the CRATE!"

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