Perfect Mate


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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her
idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man
I marry must be a shining light among company. He must be
musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

A cynical male listener overheard and spoke up, "Lady, what
you really want is a television set!"



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