Twenty Shots Please

A man walks into a bar and yells "Bartender, give me twenty shots of your
best single malt scotch!"
The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down one at a time,
as fast as he can.

The bartender says "Wow, I never saw anyonebody drink that fast" The man
replies by saying, "Well, you'd drink fast if you had what I have" The
bartender says "Oh my god, what do you have??!!"
The man says "Fifty cents"

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