Substitute Priest


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A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to
leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi
friend from across the street and asked him to cover for
him. The rabbi was concerned that he wouldn't know what to
say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay
with him for a little bit and show him what to do. The
rabbi comes, and he and the priest go into the confessional
together.

In a few minutes, a woman comes in and says, "Father,
forgive me for I have sinned.

The priest asks, "What did you do?"

The woman says, "I committed adultery."

Priest: "How many times?"

Woman: "Three times."

Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put $5 in the box, and go and
sin no more."

A few minutes later, a man enters the confessional. He says,
"Father, forgive me for I have sinned."

Priest: "What did you do?"

Man: "I committed adultery."

Priest: "How many times?"

Man: "Three times."

Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put $5 in the box, and go and
sin no more."

The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so
the priest leaves.

A few minutes later, another woman enters and says,
"Father, forgive me for I have sinned."

Rabbi: "What did you do?"

Woman: "I committed adultery."

Rabbi: "How many times?"

Woman: "Once."

Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this
week, three for $5."





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