Cowboy Dreams

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Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker)
confided to her sorority sister she had three goals
for her trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted to
taste some real Texas Bar-B-Q, take in a bona
fide rodeo, and have sex with a cowboy.

Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious
as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called
a mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket
over that mesquite, oh so good!! The taste is
unbelievable!! And I went to a real rodeo-talk about
athletes-these guys wrestle real full-grown bulls-like
in Spain! Except they ride a horse out at full gallop,
then jump off the horses and literally grab the bulls by
the horns and throw them to the ground. It is incredible!"

They then asked, " Well tell us, did you have sex with
a cowboy?"

"Are you kidding?" She told them, "Once I saw the
outline of the condom they carry around in the back
pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

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