Bin Laden's bottle


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While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from
the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I
am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled
about the impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken
with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off
with you!"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared. The next morning
Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary
Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is good.





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