Cowboy Bravado


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Three cowboys - one from Texas, one from Arkansas, and the
other from Louisiana are sitting around a campfire, out on the
lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which they are
famous. A night of tall tales begins.

The guy from Texas says, "I must be the meanest, toughest
cowboy there is. Why, just the other day a bull got loose in the
corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by
the horns, with my bare hands."

The guy from Arkansas couldn't stand to be bested. "Why, I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot long rattler slid
out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that
snake with my bare hands and bit its head off and sucked the
poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today!"

The Louisianaian remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his
penis.





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