Permission to go fishing

Four guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place.

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I
will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the
fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him.

"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to
come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I
shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex..she
said, "Wear a Sweater"

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