Still in mourning

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Clotile lost her husband almost four years ago and still
hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter
is constantly calling her and urging her to get back
into the world. Finally, Clotile says she'd go out, but
didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies,
" Mama! I have someone for you to meet. His name happens to be

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one
another and after dating for six weeks, Boudreaux asks her to
join him for a sexy weekend in Lake Charles.

Their first night there, Clotile undresses as he does.
There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy
panties, Boudreaux in his birthday suit. Looking at her he
asks, " May why the black panties? "

She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is
yours to explore, but down there I am still in
mourning. " Boudreaux knows he's not getting lucky that
night. The following night, the same scenario. She's
standing there with the black panties on, and he is in
his birthday suit, except that on his erection he has
on a black condom.

Clotile looks at him and asks, "Well, what's with this...a
black condom? "

Boudreaux replies, " I want to offer my deepest condolences.

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