OJ's Statements to Judge Ito


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fter months of silence, OJ finally spoke at the trial. His words to Judge Ito were.. "I did not, could not and would not have committed this crime.

Seems with a little help from Dr. Suess and a bit more time, he and Judge Ito could have extended this statement:

Ito's statements in ALL CAPS... OJ's in lower case.


DID YOU DO THIS AWFUL CRIME?
DID YOU DO IT ANYTIME?

I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.

DID YOU TAKE THIS PERSON'S LIFE?
DID YOU DO IT WITH A KNIFE?

I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not, anytime.

DID YOU LEAVE A POOL A BLOOD?
DID YOU DROP THIS BLOODY GLOVE?

I did not leave a pool of blood.
I can not even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not, anytime.

I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam I Am





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