We'll Your Honor, You See...

It seems that a man was brought to criminal court for the murder of his wife.

Judge: "Sir, you have been brought before me and stand accussed of killing your wife." "What do you have to say in your defense?"

Man: "Well your Honor, I came home early and found my wife in bed with my best friend and I shot her." "Thats all I have to say."

Judge: "I see nothing in the transcript that mentions what happened to your best friend, would you please tell me what happened with him."

Man: " Well your Honor, I pointed my finger at him and said BAD DOG, BAD DOG."

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