The Nun and a Cab Driver

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A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and
the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is
he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't
want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend
me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure
that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic

"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills
his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm
married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

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