Best Sermon Ever


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It was Saturday night and the preacher hadn't been able to
think of a sermon for the next morning. At about 9:00 at night he finally
said to his wife, "Dear, I think I have come up with the perfect
sermon! I'm going to give a sermon about horseback riding!"

She said, "Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon about
horseback riding!"

He replied, "Well, it's going to have to do because I've
preached on just about every other subject I can think of."

The next morning as they were driving to church, she said, "You
know, if you're going to give that silly sermon on horseback riding, I'm
just going to sit in the car during the service because I'll be
too embarrassed for you."

"OK, then, suit yourself!" he replied.

So, she stayed in the car. Sitting in front of the church
before the service, the preacher had a sudden inspiration and gave a
hell-fire and brimstone sermon on SEX, and just had the congregation in awe.

As the congregation filed out of the church, some of the members saw
the wife sitting in the car and approached her window.

"Wow! You just missed the best sermon your husband has ever
given!"

She replied, "Ah.........what does he know about it! He's only
tried it twice in his life! Once before we were married and once after,
and he fell off both times!"





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