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A little old lady, calling Mount Sinai Hospital, says, "Hello, darling, I'd
like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your
patients. I want to know if the patient is getting better, or doing like
expected, or is getting worse."

"Do you know the patient's name and room number?"

"Yes, darling! She's Sarah Finkel, in Room 302."

"Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full
meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal,
she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if
she continues this improvement, Dr.. Cohen is going to send her home
Tuesday at noon."

"Thank God! That's wonderful! That's fantastic, darling!... That's
wonderful news!"

"You must be a very close friend!"

"No, I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Dr. Cohen doesn't tell me shit!"





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