Lying Cheat

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Dear Abby:

My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated
our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and
supporters but they know he is a lying cheat and just avoid the issue. Even
his coworkers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he denies it
all. Then he admits that he was wrong and begs me to forgive him. This has
been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he is a cheat. He thinks
that I am a lesbian, and he chooses to ignore me at home. I don't know what
to do.

Signed, Frustrated

Dear Frustrated:

You should dump him. Now that you are a New York Senator, you don't need
him anymore.

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