Blonde Comparisons


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What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.


What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a blonde track team?
The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.


What is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player and a blonde?
He is fussy by nature and would go to any length to get a puck.


What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.


What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
The prostitute says "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says "Are you done already?"
The blonde says "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."


What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.


What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after 6 months.

What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
Not everybody has been in a limo.

What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.

What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
Lipstick.





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