I'm Bleeding!

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Around lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying because her first period had started and she had no idea what it was. The girl's teacher was reluctant to get involved, so she suggest Sheryl talk to her mum. She was walking home when she ran into little Johnny.

"Why are you crying?" asked little Johnny. "I'm crying because I'm bleeding," she replied. "Give me a look," said little Johnny. She lifted her skirt and showed him. "Fuckin' hell!" said little Johnny. "No wonder you're bleeding - some bastard's cut off your cock!"

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