Self Esteem


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A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he visited a psychiatrist. The Dr. said he needed to build his self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a man of this house, and my word is law!

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me a nice hot bubble bath so I can relax.

And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.





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