Sign Language

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A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower.
The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife,
"Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"
The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally
makes a raking motion.

The wife is not sure and says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures.

The wife replies that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, then points to her left breast, then points
to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, the man has no clue on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and
asks her, "What in the friggin' hell was that?"
She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH".

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