Long Sermon

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with
the church board following the close of the service.

The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger.

"You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board members,"
explained the minister.

"I know," said the man, "but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, then

I'd like to meet him."

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