Top 10 reasons why kittens are better than babies


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10. Veterinarians have evening hours.

9. Your kitten won't be able to disturb the whole movie theater with its
crying. Hell, you don't even have to take the kitten with you, and if
you don't, you don't even't have to worry about whether or not the
sitter is available tonight.

8. Your kitten won't grow out of those cute but expensive clothes
within three months.

7. Kittens look cute if they haven't had a bath this month.

6. You probably don't have to lie awake nights wondering how you are
going to finance your kitten's college (or high school) education.

5. No one will accuse you of being an unfit mother if you don't want
to breast feed your kitten.

4. No one will accuse you of perversion or sexual abuse if you fondle
your kitten.

3. Dan Quayle can't accuse you of destroying the moral fabric of the
country if you aren't married to the father of your kitten. In fact,
nobody will ever ask you if you know who the father is.

2. No one will question your abilities to function normally at your
job when they hear you just got a kitten.


And the Number 1 reason:

1. You only have to change a litter box once a day.





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