RIP?

In a small Midwestern town, two gays died of AIDS. The mortician was
afraid of catching the disease from the corpse, so he refused to prepare the
bodies for burial. So, finally, in desperation, the hospital called on the
local taxidermist. He said, "Sure, bring 'em on over, I'll take care of 'em."
So an ambulance driver carts the bodies off to the taxidermists shop. When he
arrives, the taxidermist asks the ambulance driver "Do you want them mounted?"
to which the driver replies "Nah, just holding hands......."

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