Biker Chick

A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.

One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door. A big, hairy,bearded
biker guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.

She proclaims, " I want to join your club."
The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker
requirements in order to join.

The biker asks, " Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and
points to a Harley in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Sure do... drink like a fish. I'll drink
any man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4
packs a day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I'm shooting
pool."

The biker asks: "Do you use profanity?"

"Fuckin' A I do, you asshole!" replies the old lady.

The biker is very impressed and asks," Last Question. Have you ever been
picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope...but I've been
swung around by the nipples."

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