Tell it to the Marines

A little kid watched the drunk marine go into the bath room and as the
marine was taking a leak the kid asked, "Are you really a marine?" The
marine replied, "yes, do you want to wear my hat?" The kid said, "Oh
yes," and the marine gave him his hat.

A minute later a sailor walked into the restroom and the kid said, "Are
you really a sailor?" The sailor said, "Yeah... ya wanta suck my
cock?" The kid pulled off his hat and said, "Oh no!! I'm not really a
marine!"

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