Order Up

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A guy comes into a coffee shop & places his order, he says "I want 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights"

The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen & asks the cook,

"This guy out there just ordered 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights. What does he think, this is an auto parts store".

"No" the cook says, "3 flat tires means 3 pancakes & a pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny side up".

"Oh" says the waitress.

The waitress thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer.

The guy says "What are the beans for?"

The waitress replies "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires & headlights, that you might want to gas up".

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