Straying Sheep

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The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in a little
Pennsylvania town. One day he was walking down Main Street and he
happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the
town bar, drinking beer.The reverend thought this was sinful and not
something a member of his congregation should do, so he walked through
the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman. "Mrs.
Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly. "This is no place for a member
of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?" "Sure," she
said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up
from the bar, she began to weave back and forth.

The reverend realized that she had too much to drink and he grabbed hold
of her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and
tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few seconds, the
reverend wound up lying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to
her waist. The bartender looked over the bar and said, "Here, here,
buddy, we won't have any of that carrying on in this bar!" The reverend
looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don't understand, I'm
Pastor Fuzz."

The bartender nodded, "Well, hell then, if you're that far in, you might
as well finish up."

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