The TV is my Boyfriend


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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was
dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a
boyfriend?"


Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists
keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh.
I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was
terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture
in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping
to fix the problem.


The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he
hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma
home?"


The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the
bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.





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