The Drunk and the Attorney


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An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a
scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his
hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the
light, slurring, "Well, it looks plastic." Then he rolled it between his
fingers, adding, "But it feels like rubber."

Curious, the attorney asked, "What do you have there?"

The drunk replied, "I don't know, but it looks like plastic and feels
like rubber."

The attorney responded, "Let me take a look."

So the drunk handed it over and the lawyer rolled between his thumb and
fingers, then examined it closely by sniffing and licking it. "Yeah, it
does look like plastic and feel like rubber, has no significant smell or
taste, I sure don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"

The drunk replied, "Out of my nose."





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