Slip of the tongue


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A group of young businessmen were chatting at the bar, and decides to
share his recent embarrassment with the others. He tells them that he
was booking a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but he was so preoccupied
with the beautiful breasts of the girl at the counter, that instead of
saying "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh", he said, "I'd like a picket
to Titsburg!"!

An older guy nearby hears the story and says, "You know, I had a
similar experience with my wife this morning. We were sitting at the
breakfast table. and I meant to say, "Darling, could you please pass
the butter" ... but what came out was, "You bitch, you're ruining my
fucking life!"





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