Nice watch


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Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at the same
time. The Italian boy's father presents him with a brand-new
pistol. On the other side of town, at his Bar Mitzvah, the Jewish boy
receives a beautiful gold watch.

The next day in school, the two boys are showing each other what they
got. It turns out that each boy likes the other's present better, and
so they trade.

That night, when the Italian boy is at home, his father sees him
looking at the watch.

"Where did you getta thatta watch?" asks the man.

The boy explains that he and Sammy had traded. The father blows his
top. "Whatta you? Stupidda boy? Whatsa matta you?

"Somma day, you maybe gonna getta married. Then maybe somma day you
gonna comma home and finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta
you gonna do then? Looka atta you watch and say, "How longa you gonna
be?"?





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