Not cool anymore

You know you've lost your status of "Cool" when:

- You find yourself listening to talk radio.

- You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.

- The pattern on your shorts and couch match.

- You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.

- Your wife buys a flannel nighty and you find that sexy.

- You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing
music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black
Sabbath.

- You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing
beer and joining them.

- You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work
the next day.

- When jogging is something you do to your memory.

- Rocking all night means dozing off in your rocking chair.

- All the cars behind you turn on their headlights.

- You remember the Rolling Stones as a rock group, not a corporation.

- You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's
new running shoes.

- You don't know how to operate a fax machine or a VCR.

- When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.

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