Uncle Bob

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One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go
home and think of a story and then end it with a moral. The following
day the teacher asks for a volunteer.

Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we
load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at
the market. One Sunday, we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out
of the basket & onto the road." When the teacher asked for the moral
of the story, Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."

Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too, and every week we
put the chicken eggs into the incubator. Last week only 8 of 12 eggs
hatched."The teacher asked for the moral of the story, and Lucy
replied, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched."
"Wonderful!" exclaims the teacher.

Last is little Johnny. "My Uncle Bob fought in the Vietnam war, and
his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it
crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the
way down he drank the case of beer, and unfortunately landed right in
the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with the machine
gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed
20 more.

Then the blade on the machete broke, so he killed the last ten with
his bare hands." The teacher looks in shock at Johnny and asks if
there is possibly any moral to his story. "Sure. Don't fuck with
Uncle Bob when he's been drinking."

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