Little Red Riding Hood


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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big
Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr
Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away!
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This
time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have Mr
Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs
away. About 2 miles down the track Little Red Riding Hood sees the
wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My what big
teeth you have Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the
Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams "Will you fuck off? I'm trying to
take a shit!"





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