Peanut


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One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd
toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of
catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer
her, a peanut fell into his ear. He tried and tried to dig the peanut
out, but only succeeded in pushing it deeper into his ear. He called
his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying to remove the
peanut, they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to
sit down. The young man then shoved two fingers up the father's nose
and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out,
and everyone was pleased.

The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took him
into the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone, the mother
turned to the father, exclaiming, "That was wonderful! Isn't he
intelligent? What do you think he'll be when he grows older?!" The
father replies, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"





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