Heavenly Wedding

This couple was killed the night before their wedding. They went to
heaven and they ask St. Peter if they could be married.

St. Peter says, "Okay. I'll come and get you when we can do that."

And ten years later, he tells the couple, "Okay. We can have your
wedding now."

So they get married, and there's a minister and flowers and nice music
and all, but pretty soon they realize they made a mistake.

They go to St. Peter and say they want a divorce.

St. Peter says, "Okay. I'll come and tell you when we can do that."

The couple says, "How long will it take?"

And St. Peter says, "It took ten years to get a preacher up here, who
knows how long it's going to take before a lawyer shows up!"

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