Expectations


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The young fellow was about to be married and was asking his
grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His
grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all
the time...and maybe do it several times a day.

Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so; then as
you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really
old, you are lucky to have it once a year....... maybe on your
anniversary. The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how
about you and Grandma now?" His grandfather replied,"Oh, we just have
oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked. "Well",
Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my
bedroom. And she yells,'Fuck You', and I hollar back,'Fuck You too'."





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