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It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are visiting
the local zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring
dress, sleeveless with straps.
As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large
gorilla, the gorilla begins to go ape. He jumps up on the bars,
holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunts, and pounds his chest
with his free hand. The gorilla is obviously excited at seeing the
pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the
poor fellow by puckering her lips, wiggling her bottom......play
She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that
would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of
her straps fall.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down! The
husband then suggests that she try lifting her dress up her thighs.
This drives the poor gorilla absolutely crazy.
Then quickly the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the
cage, flings her in with the gorilla and says,
"Now!.......tell HIM you have a headache."