Non-Conforming Sparrow


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Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not
to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold
that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to
form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard almost frozen. A
cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought
it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings.
Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large
cat came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sound. The cat
cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.


The moral of this story:

1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.

2. Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily your friend.

3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth
shut!





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