Ass Icons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where :-) means a smile and :( is a frown.
Well, how about some "ass icons"?

Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) and ass that's been around even more

(_$_) this ass will cost you

(_o_) this ass costs a lot less

(_/_) an asian ass

(_~_) a latin ass

(_*_) a French ass

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_$_) this ass will cost you

(_##_) pound my ass even harder

(_<>_) an ass ready for action

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_oo_) an ass built for two

(_o^o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_Y_) an ass that can't say No

(_+_) tongue in cheek

(_Q_) tongue in cheek, alternate

(_<_) this ass belongs to someone

(_p_) snake in the ass (pun)

(_v_) an ass with 'roids

(_w_) an ass with really bad 'roids >>

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