Experimental Treatment

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Jack goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I'm having trouble getting an
erection, can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor
told Jack, "Well, the problem with you is that the muscles around the
base of your penis are damaged. Unfortunately there's nothing I can
do for you except if you're willing to try an experimental treatment."
Jack said sadly, "What's the treatment involve?" The doctor explains
that "what we do is to take the muscles from the trunk of a baby
elephant and implant them in your penis." Jack thought about that and
then said, "It sounds a bit severe but I don't want to go through the
rest of my life without sex and so I guess I'd like to go for the
treatment." A few weeks after the operation, following a check up,
Jack was given the green light to use the improved equipment. He
planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of
the nicest restaurants in the city. In the middle of dinner he felt a
stirring between his legs that continued to the point where had to
unzip his fly to relieve some of the pressure. His penis immediately
sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a bread
roll and then returned to his pants. His girlfriend was initially
stunned but then she said with a shy smile, "That was incredible! Can
you do it again?" All Jack could say with his eyes watering was,
"Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can fit another roll up my

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