LAPD vs. CIA vs. FBI
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The LAPD,the CIA,and the FBI are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a
test. He turns a rabbit loose in a forest and each of them have to
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads,they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
apologizes. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badley beaten
bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"