The question

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A sweet little girl runs out to the back yard where her father is
working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" So, her father sits her
down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees.

He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperm and eggs,
etc... He tells her about puberty, menstruation, men and women and
love. He thinks, what the heck, and tells her the works, thinking that
to tell it all is the only way to tell the truth.

The girl is somewhat awe-struck with this sudden influx of bizarre new
knowledge, and her father finally asks, "So why did you wish to know
about sex?"

"Oh, Mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."

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